Area 2 (Crossroads) is the second main hub of Lisa: The Painful. In order to proceed with the game, the various sub areas must be visited in order to fulfill objectives, advance the story and get past the blockade to the east.

Trumpet Cave

Story and ObjectivesEdit

In order to pass past the truck in the Rando Blockade,

The order in which these doors need to be accessed is as follows:

  1. Get through Construction and obtain some TNT.
  2. Visit the Muscle Cave, using the TNT to blast open the rocks. (Optional but good EXP)
  3. Fight and obtain Tiger Man in Bob's Dojo. (Optional but good EXP)
  4. Get through Muddy Waters.
  5. Blow through the door, defeat Wally in Wallys.
  6. Visit Skull Town
  7. Use the Boat Shore to get to Garbage Island and Dismal Island. This can also be used for Resort Island once the Resort Map is obtained from Area 3.
  8. See the Meaning of Life.
  9. Enter Area 3 via the Rando Blockade.

Points of InterestEdit

Dojo BombEdit

Tiger bomb
WARNING: If you give the two men (Matt and Pat) on the east side your TNT, they will blow up Bob's Dojo along with all NPCs and possible party members Yazan Barghouti and Jack. In order to avoid them, head to the door of the Neighborhood, jump down (dealing 10 damage on impact), and travel east over the jerks.


To the south is the Shore, used by Shardy Hernandez, the brother of Fardy Hernandez and Tardy Hernandez. If given a map, he can take you to one of the three islands. These are:


Meaning of life

The meaning of life-0

At the top of the tower is something really important. It'll take you a while to reach it, but it's worth it, so hang in there. Once you've seen it simply return to the Crossroads.

This same tower can be seen in Lisa: The First and Lisa: The Joyful. It takes about one and a half minutes to reach the top of the tower.

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