Chris Columbo

Chris Columbo
Howdy motherfucker. Kid Adult Bye, I guess...
Biography
Full Name	Chris Columbo
Race	Human
Sex	Male
Affiliation	Buzzo
Gameplay
Appearances	Lisa: The RPG

"Time is a great teacher. Sadly, it kills all its pupils. Howdy motherfucker."

―Columbo

Chris Columbo is an antagonist from Lisa: The RPG. He has a hatred for Brad and follows him on his journey to find Buddy as the leader of The Gents.

Description

Columbo is an odd looking man, with a black mohawk, red nose and sunglasses. He also sits upon a deer mount that he has named Spaghetti.

Story

Columbo first appears in the opening scene of the game, in the Neighborhood. Rick, Sticky and Cheeks allegedly stole Columbo's ball and were getting beat up by Columbo and his gang. Brad intervenes and lies to Columbo that he stole the ball to be beaten up instead. He beats up Brad and leaves.

He is next seen in Path to the Beginning after his friend, now crew members, hit Brad with a truck. He provides Brad with an ultimatum: Lose all of his belongings or give up Terry's life. Columbo accepts Brad's decision and leaves with his gang by taking Brad's stuff or Terry.

Trivia

• His full name isn't revealed in the game, but the soundtrack reveals his full name
• Chris Columbo has his own battle theme in the soundtrack, but it is not heard in-game. He may have been planned as a fight at some point during development.
• He's seen around or mentioned some other place, around New Roads, you can see him near a cliff and during Queen Roger's job, his deer walks into Brad's room and Columbo's voice is heard looking for Spaghetti.