Columbo | |
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Howdy motherfucker. | |
Biography | |
Full Name | Columbo |
Race | Human |
Sex | Male |
Affiliation | Buzzo |
Gameplay | |
Appearances | Lisa: The RPG |
- "Time is a great teacher. Sadly, it kills all its pupils."
"Howdy motherfucker."
- ―Columbo
Columbo is an antagonist from Lisa: The RPG. He has a hatred for Brad and follows him on his journey to find Buddy as the leader of The Gents.
Description
Columbo is an odd looking man, with a black mohawk, red nose and sunglasses. He also sits upon a deer mount that he has named Spaghetti.
Story
Columbo first appears in the opening scene of the game, in the Neighborhood. Rick, Sticky and Cheeks allegedly stole Columbo's ball and were getting beat up by Columbo and his gang. Brad intervenes and lies to Columbo that he stole the ball to be beaten up instead. He beats up Brad and leaves.
He is next seen in Path to the Beginning after his friend, now crew members, hit Brad with a truck. He provides Brad with an ultimatum: Lose all of his belongings or give up Terry's life. Columbo accepts Brad's decision and leaves with his gang by taking Brad's stuff or Terry.
Locations
Trivia
- Chris Columbo has his own battle theme in the soundtrack, but it is not heard in-game. He may have been planned as a fight at some point during development.
- He's seen around or mentioned some other place, around New Roads, you can see him near a cliff and during Queen Roger's job, his deer walks into Brad's room and Columbo's voice is heard looking for Spaghetti.
Brad Armstrong • Rando • Buzzo • Buddy • Lisa • Marty Armstrong | |
Terry Hintz • Crisp Ladaddy • RT • Rooster Coleman • Olan Hoyt • Nern Guan • Rage Ironhead • Percy Monsoon • Mad Dog • Shocklord • Fardy Hernandez • Queen Roger • Carp • Harvey Alibastor • Clint Olympic • Buckets • Buffalo Van Dyke • Tiger Man • Ollie Nickels • Geese Thompson • Dick Dickson • Jack • Sonny Backluwitz • Yazan Barghouti • Beastborn • Fly Minetti • Ajeet Mandeep • Garth • Bo Wyatt • Birdie Hall | |
Dr. Yado • Richard "Rick" Weeks • Tony "Sticky" Angoneli • Cheeks Gaywood • Columbo |