A middle-aged man stripped of his masculinity.
|Full Name||Fardy Hernandez|
|Armor Types||Accessory / Nude / Small Shield|
- "Please... I don't want to do this. Look at me! I'm not a woman at all! I have a mustache! I'm just a truck driver!"
Name: Fardy Weslie Hernandez
Fighting Art: Childlike Frustration
Past Occupation Truck Driver
Likes: Road Trips Alone
Favorite Food: Country Fried Steak
Most Hated Thing: Bullying
Fardy values being out on the open road. He prefers to not wear a shirt. He likes the wind against his bare chest. He is habitually hated among his peers.
Appearance and PersonalityEdit
Fardy is a shirtless, overweight Truck Driver with a brush-style moustache. His captivity in the factory not only affected his body image, but caused him to feel his masculinity had been stripped from him. When first found, his only skills are Weep, which is used to restore SP, and Strike. which deals pitiful damage.
How to invite to partyEdit
As Fardy is required to repair the bridge at the Crossroads, he is relatively easy to find. Fardy is held in the Joy Factory, accessible by going through the lower center door in Crossroads. Once in the area with the rolling barrels, head to the east until you reach the Factory. Upon entering, scale to the top and defeat the Men's Hair Club Presidents. Go through the small hole behind where the rightmost president was standing to find a tied up Fardy.
Brad can now head back to the Crossroads and use Fardy to repair the bridge to the east. After finishing the bridge, Fardy will gain the ability to use his Truck as a skill, and also gives Brad a way of moving between the three major areas of the game by selecting the Truck Keys in the key items menu.
Fardy is a one-trick pony party member. His only skills of worth are his Truck Slams, which get less accurate with each level, (80% at rank 1 to 64% at rank 4) but have a higher chance of applying the fallen status effect (44% at rank 1 to 88% at rank 4). Every rank of Truck Slam does immense amounts of damage, and this damage can be amplified even further by giving Fardy Joy. His permanent depression seems to have little to no impact on his stats, making it more or less cosmetic.
Fardy's primary weakness is his lack of flexibility. The only status effect he can inflict is based on chance, and he has no reliable source of damage due to the low accuracy of his truck slams. In addition, Fardy's high SP costs force him to use his Weep constantly, which replenishes his SP but also gives him the crying status effect, further lowering the accuracy of his already inaccurate Truck Slam skills. Fardy can be useful in the lategame, but it is often better to replace him with Fly Minetti, who does lower damage with his Cart Slams compared to Fardy's Truck Slams, but can inflict several status effects with his puke and has higher overall accuracy.
Should you choose Fardy for your team, he fits in well with characters that deal damage over time and can cover for his frequent misses. Poison/Deep Poison work well as you try to land a Truck Slam, so a good party would include characters such as Carp, Geese, and RT.
|Skill Name||Description||Level Learned||MP Cost|
|Weep||Sometimes you just have to cry it out...||1||0|
|Truck Slam||Peel out hard.||1†||20|
|Truck Slam 2||Peel out hard as Heck.||15||25|
|Truck Slam 3||Peel out hard as Hell.||20||30|
|Truck Slam 4||Peel out hard as fuck.||25||40|
†Requires getting to the Truck at the end of Area 1.
Default Equipment Edit
- Kim Sex Machine will give you a Tissue every time you watch his dance, and since you get no reward from killing him, you can get an endless amount of tissues from him, this is good because you can use tissues on Fardy when he uses weep that makes him cry
- Even if Fardy is killed, Brad will still have full access to the Truck Keys.
- Fardy is one of four party members Brad must recruit in order to complete the game, the other 3 being Terry, Percy, and Buffalo.
- Fardy has some unused sprites, some of the sprite include his different pose and truck and also his unused Joy Mutant form.
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