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Wonder Wizard
Battler wonder
Enemy information
Gameplay
Parameters
HP 3000 ATK 20
SP 0 DEF 10
SATK 10 AGI 10
SDEF 10 LUCK 10
Rewards
Exp 500 Mags 0
Features
HIT * 95% EVA * 5%
Attack Element: Physical Scared * 50%
Paralysis * 50% Sleep * 50%
Stun * 50%
Actions
Piledriver Always 5
Ironbody Always 4
Power Bomb Always 5
Cosmic Chop Always 5
Wizard Poke Always 4
Pump Up Always 3
"I always rise to the top! I am the cream of the crop! OOOH YEAH!"
―Wonder Wizard

Wonder Wizard is a minor antagonist in LISA: THE PAINFUL RPG.

Description[]

Wonder Wizard serves as the introductory wrestler at the EWC. He is completely bald, with a black goatee and a pink/green combat-outfit. Brad is forced to lose against Wonder Wizard during his first fight against him; if he wins, he will be banished from the EWC, and none of the battle-modes will be unlocked.

Later on, in the Eternal Championship mode, Wonder Wizard makes another appearance as a mysterious masked man who suddenly interrupts Brad's fight against Cinderblock Sluggan, and begins repeatedly attacking Brad with a steel folding-chair. After Brad is defeated, the Mystery Man vanishes, but due to his interference, Sluggan is disqualified and Brad wins the match by default.

Towards the end of the Eternal Championship, the Mystery Man makes a final appearance, in which he unveils himself as Wonder Wizard, and has a final battle against Brad, from which Brad emerges victorious. However, since the fight between Wizard and Brad was unscheduled by the EWC, Brad is then immediately forced to battle the Great Zaladin, who was the original contestant.

Wonder Wizard can make random appearances in the Dystopian Rumble mode, even after the fight with him in the Eternal Championship, which he was supposedly killed in.

Locations[]

Notes[]

  • Wonder Wizard has the lowest ATK stat out of all the EWC wrestlers, at a mere 20; even Gary the Hot Soup (who has little to no health at the time Brad fights him) has a higher ATK stat than him, at 45.

Trivia[]

  • When the Mystery Man unveils himself to be Wonder Wizard, his dialogue ("It was me all along! You all bought it! Even my immediate family bought it!") is a reference to Vince McMahon revealing himself to be "the Higher Power" in a WWE event. (Source)
  • Wonder Wizard's wrestling-gear and manner-of-speaking is based off of Randy Savage, an American rapper, professional-wrestler/baseball-player, commentator, and actor.
  • The music heard during both of Wonder Wizard's entrances is "Wonder Wizard". The music heard during the first fight against him is "Beam Brain", and the music heard during the second fight against him is "Tallgrass Tussle".
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